Existence (Existence Trilogy #1)

   
Existence (Existence Trilogy, #1)

What happens when you're stalked by Death? You fall in love with him, of course.

Pagan Moore doesn't cheat Death, but instead, falls in love with him.
Seventeen year old Pagan Moore has seen souls her entire life. Once she realized the strangers she often saw walking through walls were not visible to anyone else, she started ignoring them. If she didn't let them know she could see them, then they left her alone. Until she stepped out of her car the first day of school and saw an incredibly sexy guy lounging on a picnic table, watching her with an amused smirk on his face. Problem is, she knows he's dead.

Not only does he not go away when she ignores him, but he does something none of the others have ever done. He speaks. Pagan is fascinated by the soul. What she doesn't realize is that her appointed time to die is drawing near and the wickedly beautiful soul she is falling in love with is not a soul at all.

He is Death and he's about to break all the rules.

  Existence by Abbi Glines
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

My thoughts before reading the book

What happens when you're stalked by Death? You fall in love with him, of course.


Oh god, why am I going to read this???

*looks at the cover model's eyes*



Yes master... I shall read the book...


My thoughts while reading the book

▪ Pagan? What kind of name is Pagan?

▪ Of course he’s gorgeous, just look at that damn cover!!

▪ Ugh please don’t let it be a love triangle!!

▪ Give me more of the dead dude.

▪ Fair hair for the good guy dark hair for the evil one? Typical. Is this why I have a thing for dark haired men?

▪ Meeeh love triangle ಠ_ಠ

▪ She ended in the nuthouse. How fitting.

▪ The ending = barf.


My thoughts after finishing the book [and after taking my anger out on my blind neighbor]

This could have been so much better.

<—you

Yeah, yeah, you’re right. It couldn’t have been better..

Everyone’s boring in this book; they have no personality whatsoever. When Pagan speaks I feel like I’m listening to a thirty year old woman and not a teenager. Not that a thirty year old woman would always be boring. I know some than are more immature than a sixteen year old. But that’s beside the point. Pagan is boring, Leif is super boring and Miranda is a desperate girl drooling over anything that has a penis. Dank is the only one standing out. Because he’s meant to stand out. Compared to the rest of the characters his presence is like Lady Gaga attending an award show.



If you don’t know what I mean then read on my friend.. Read on..

Dank is too exaggerated because he freakin’ stands out too much. And, oh noo, guess what? He’s Death. I mean Death aka The Reaper.

Bitch please.

Death. A teenager. That happens to be in a rock band. Who falls in love with an insignificant teenager. Twilight much? What, vampires are not popular anymore so Abbi Glines said ”What the hell? The formula seems to work so why not Google some creature, make him hot as hell and- oh wait. Hell. The Devil! No, no, that’s too much.. Everyone sees Al Pacino as the Devil. He’s not sexy enough. Oooh, I could die for an idea right now! Wait! Die! That’s it! I’ll make him Death! But not the black caped creepy skeleton thing but a sexy model like guy. Oooh, Ian Somerhalder but younger and even hotter! Brilliant!”

No Mrs. Glines, it’s not brilliant. It’s bullshit.


My thoughts on the next book in the series

Barf.

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